this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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