If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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