im drinking this country out of the recession.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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