In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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