But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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