all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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