I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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