Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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