well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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