I wanna passion pit in your ass
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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