i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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