God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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