omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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