So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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