was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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