super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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