just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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