I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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