Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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