Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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