I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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