no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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