i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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