pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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