Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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