I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she pinky promised me she was 18
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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