susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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