i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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