The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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