sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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