No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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