What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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