just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
