I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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