i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
