Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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