Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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