Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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