I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It's never too late to be topless.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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