oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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