Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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