Just mADE A PArabola og urine
are you so shy because you have an std?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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