I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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