I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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