Sry I called you an 8
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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