Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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