Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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