God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Everything about him screamed your future.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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