just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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