so explain again why im purple
no
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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