oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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