I hate all girls vehemently.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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