can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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