How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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