I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Let's get the cat blown out
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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