hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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