I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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